One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via minuty)

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{Description:} “Last Night” is a submission based project. The final result will be a published collection of stories from people around the world. Each submission will be between 1000-1500 words and will focus on the theme of “Last Night” both figuratively and literally.

The literal meaning of “Last Night” can be a memorable night out that changed your life. A reflective piece. What happened? What did you feel, what did you see, what did you hear, what did you taste, what did you smell? How did it change your life? This story doesn’t have to have a happy ending. It can be a learning experience. Tragic tale. Romantic adventure. Horror story.

The figurative meaning of “Last Night” focuses on the final night. For example: “It is a scary feeling knowing that this was going to be the last night that I would be able to walk again.” or “When I opened the door and heard a voice call me mom, I knew that the last night of my life as an irresponsible adult was soon about to end.”

This project calls for total openness and transparency. Do not be afraid to open up and allow readers to feel. The use of language,imagery, and passion are openly welcomed. The deadline to submit your pieces is December 31, 2014.

Just for an idea here are some themes you might want to consider:

Love/Sex Found          Date Night
Love/Sex Lost              Cultural Issues
Sex (the act of).           Milestones
Religion.                       Parenthood
Conflict                        Feminism
War                              Someone you admire 
LGBTQ
Entering Adulthood
Self-Discovery 
Dealing with Lost

Please send all submissions to: Deja L. Jones dejaj89@gmail.com SUBJECT: LAST NIGHT SUBMISSION 
Please include your full name, age, city & state as well as a good quality picture (optional).

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soulofablackwoman:

{Description:} “Last Night” is a submission based project. The final result will be a published collection of stories from people around the world. Each submission will be between 1000-1500 words and will focus on the theme of “Last Night” both figuratively and literally.

The literal meaning of “Last Night” can be a memorable night out that changed your life. A reflective piece. What happened? What did you feel, what did you see, what did you hear, what did you taste, what did you smell? How did it change your life? This story doesn’t have to have a happy ending. It can be a learning experience. Tragic tale. Romantic adventure. Horror story.

The figurative meaning of “Last Night” focuses on the final night. For example: “It is a scary feeling knowing that this was going to be the last night that I would be able to walk again.” or “When I opened the door and heard a voice call me mom, I knew that the last night of my life as an irresponsible adult was soon about to end.”

This project calls for total openness and transparency. Do not be afraid to open up and allow readers to feel. The use of language,imagery, and passion are openly welcomed. The deadline to submit your pieces is December 31, 2014.

Just for an idea here are some themes you might want to consider:

Love/Sex Found Date Night
Love/Sex Lost Cultural Issues
Sex (the act of). Milestones
Religion. Parenthood
Conflict Feminism
War Someone you admire
LGBTQ
Entering Adulthood
Self-Discovery
Dealing with Lost

Please send all submissions to: Deja L. Jones dejaj89@gmail.com SUBJECT: LAST NIGHT SUBMISSION
Please include your full name, age, city & state as well as a good quality picture (optional).

PLEASE PROMOTE!!! THANKS!!

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I just figured out why black and Latina girls have big butts. Because we were taught to squat at an early age. Remember our mother’s telling us to squat over public toilets. Rumor has it white people just sit down.

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I am black, not because of a curse, but because my skin has been able to capture all the cosmic effluvia. I am truly a drop of sun under the earth.
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